2005 Zeezy Awards

As the year is coming to a close, slowly. It also the dawn of the award show season .So it's time for the one awards show that just doesn't give a fuck.. So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh..


Bobby and Whitney for their lifetime commitment to ruining their respective musical reputations. BLACK LOVE!!
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Effing hilarious! You are definitely back, Black, raw and uncut. Keep it coming.
Pac presumably wrote some of his genious lyrics behind bars. I'm not saying DMX ranks amongst him ... I'm just sayin.
KC looks like he's the "love" child of Bobby and Whitney. Haven't they heard "crack kills?"
So the "I sucked dicked and got rich.."-category didn't have any other nominees? Can't we throw Lil' Kim in the ring? She certainly didn't not get anywhere because of talent.
By Aquatic Muse, at 4:39 AM
I just read your last two posts. Two funny.
You weren't raised in Red Oaks was ya..lol
We have so much in common it is ridiculous. I was criticized for talking proper too. Now, I can even talk anymore my county dialect is so thick. I only started talking this way to fit in. Now my ass is stuck. DAMN IT!!!
I totally have a criminal mind. It is sickening. I have to fight the urges from doing illegal things..OMGoodness. I wrote about it in a post that I am going to publish this week.
crack-ish...too f-ing funny...tevin campbell looks like Bobby brown with those twisted lips!
LMAO...boy you CRAZY!!!!
By ..Sue...Zette..., at 4:50 AM
Yo, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while ... great job! It's a shame what happened to DMX - but he had his whole 'Get At Me Dog' comeback when he was already at an old age (for a rapper at least). He's done!
What happened to Tevin Campbell? He looks like Bobby Brown's stunt double. Say it ain't so Tevin...say it ain't so.
post already dude!
You are a jackass and I loved this entry!!!
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